( Now I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color. )

If time moved any slower, John would have committed...was there a word for killing a pillow come to life? Well, he would have tried to smother her, but Mitch would have kicked him out again for suggesting it ( Read more... )

John had spent the morning annoying Chuckles and retrieving his pets from their pet hotel. Hey, errands were hard work, but someone had to do it. John watched as Bubbles 3: Revenge of the Fish fled for the little castle at the bottom of the small tank as though something traumatic had occurred every time he walked past to put away clean laundry. ( Read more... )

John needed furniture.  Where else would he go, but the Isle of IKEA for inexpensive and space-saving items?  Having enlisted Molly's assistance, they had left mid-morning to go shopping.

"Thanks again for coming along," John said, meandering through row after row of sofas.